Women’s Firehouse Humor Tee | Station Rules Series
Built for the front lines. Ready for off-duty.
Style # 4292725_22175
Women’s Firehouse Humor Tee | Station Rules Series Details
Firehouse rule #1: If you didn’t clean it… enjoy your EMS transfer paperwork.
This tee delivers peak firehouse sarcasm, made for the ones who keep the kitchen in check — or threaten to reroute careers.
Designed with a women’s cut for comfort and fit, this Station Rules Humor Tee delivers the most accurate threat ever spoken in a firehouse kitchen. With a vintage dish sink graphic and EMS mop bucket tag, it perfectly captures the petty, legendary humor that keeps crew morale alive.
Whether you’re calling out dirty dishes, stacking cups passive-aggressively, or just wearing it because you secretly are the kitchen enforcer, this one speaks fluently in station sarcasm.
Key Features
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Women’s tapered fit — comfortable, not boxy, built for all-day station wear
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Soft ringspun cotton feel — holds up through work, wash, and kitchen duty battles
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Vintage humor graphic — worn-ink style for true firehouse morale aesthetic
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Perfect for shift gift drops, crew banter, and passive-aggressive dish reminders
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Part of the Firehouse Station Rules Series — humor built from real bay talk
For the ones who enforce the real rules of the firehouse — this is your uniform.
Keep the kitchen clean… or EMS will be expecting you.
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 ½ | 31-34 |
| M | 26 | 35-38 |
| L | 27 | 39-41 |
| XL | 28 | 42-45 |
| 2XL | 28 ½ | 46-48 |
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