Firehouse Humor Tee | Station Rules Series

Every station has rules. Some are written. This one is enforced.
The Kitchen Clean / EMS Transfer Tee is built for firehouse humor culture — where banter, coffee, and petty revenge run deep.

If you’ve ever walked past a sink full of dishes and thought “somebody’s getting reassigned”… this shirt is for you. Inspired by real firehouse kitchen threats, this tee captures the legendary EMS transfer banter heard in dayrooms across the country.

Printed on a soft, durable morale tee, it’s made for kitchen duty, table talk, tones dropping mid-cleanup, and that one guy who always ‘forgets’ to rinse his plate.

Key Features

• Soft, breathable ringspun cotton — built for long station wear (even on dish duty)

• Vintage firehouse humor graphic — aged ink look matches true station morale gear

• Unisex fit — made for the whole crew, from the engine bay to the kitchen sink

• Durable print — holds through wash cycles, coffee spills, and passive-aggressive shift banter

• Part of the Station Rules Humor Series — designed to live at the firehouse, not just online

Wear it proud. Or put it on that firefighter’s bunk as a friendly warning.
Keep the kitchen clean — or enjoy your new EMS patch.

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